monologues.

i dedicate this post to my favourite company in the entire world Telekom Malaysia, more specifically, their sub-company which provides internet services to my fellow malaysians, streamyx.

streamyx has always been notorious for laggy internet, unstable connections and other stupid things that people encounter while using their internet services. their service hotline is also full of bullshit, providing bullshit excuses when you enquire about the utterly deplorable download speed and stupid internet connection that you're recieving.

these problems have only escalated with the introduction of Unifi, malaysia's first fibre optic based internet service which is severely overpriced and only provides internet speeds on par with other developed countries. since the introduction of unifi, the speed of the internet provided by streamyx has become increasingly shitty, up to the point where i sit in front of my computer for up to 5 minutes waiting for a single web page to load.

THIS.SHOULD.NOT.BE.HAPPENING.

i am a paying customer (at least my mom is) who settles her bills (actually my mom does but it's the some thing) on time, every month of every year since i've (my mom) started using this service. NOW YOU GIVE ME (my mom) THIS KIND OF CRAP? SCREW YOU STREAMYX.

of course, i've come up with my own little conspiracy theory as to why streamyx is only getting shittier and shittier.

with the introduction of (the overpriced) unifi internet service, streamyx has begun to purposely slow down and shitti-fy their internet connection, so to irritate current users in to complete fed-up-ness and give in to their desires for faster and more hassle free internet, which is unifi. of course, you pay a hell load more for the service, but you add back a few years to your life since you don't spend your time cursing and even dedicating entire blog posts to show how much you detest your internet provider. if you are prone to getting strokes or heart attacks when you encounter strong surges of emotions, i suggest you switch your internet provider to unifi immediately. at least it'll be less expensive than your hospital bill.

other evidence to support my complaints, well actually i only have 1 piece of evidence but it's good enough.

EXHIBIT A.

behold, the shit i face every freaking day. that's not even 1/10 of the internet speed im supposed to be getting. actually, it's barely 1/20. WTF.

tomorrow, im going to call up their service hotline again, and scream at the poor bloke at the other end of the line, and send them this picture. YEARGH, THEY BETTER BE SCARED.