"SORRY XINJIN, I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY", anonymous friend.

"SORRY XINJIN!, I FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY", mom.

im about to spork someone's eyes outta their brain (:

IM ABOUT TO SPORK SOMEONE'S EYES OUTTA THEIR BRAIN.

you're sucha bitch :P

you're sucha bitch.

i stepped on a toy dog.

i stepped on a dog.

little things can have mother _________ big impacts.
little things can have the mother_ of all__ big impacts.