and the scar that forms only gets more noticable.

HELLO. SCHOOL WAS SUCH A WASTE OF TIME TODAY. AND DID I MENTION IT SUCKED? WELL, I JUST DID. -____________-

let me tell you why a story book is more awesome than your classmates.

1. STORY BOOKS KEEP YOU ENTERTAINED WHENEVER YOU WANT, WHEREVER YOU WANT THEM TO. they don't give you input when you don't want it, they don't blow their noses so loud that you feel like choking the life out of them, and they don't irritate you. ever.

2. STORY BOOKS DO NOT EXPECT YOU TO GIVE ANY INPUT WHATSOEVER TO THEM. they're like the perfect friend, they can make you cry, laugh, hate, be happy etc etc. every range of emotion whatsoever for a short amount of time.

3. THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIZZLE IF YOU NEVER READ THEM AGAIN. now how cool is that?

4. THEY ARE SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN YOUR BORING, UNINTERESTING LIFE. speaks for itself, this one.