Today I took my nine year old daughter to the dentist. After every appointment the kids get to choose a reward for being good. My daughter chose a Hannah Montana pencil. I was very disappointed until she said, "I chose this so that I can laugh maniacally while I sharpen her face off." I taught my daughter well. MLIA

or,

Today, I was walking across campus when a guy in a banana costume sprinted from behind a building with a worried look on his face, a few seconds later, 4 guys dressed in gorilla costumes ran after him and tackled him. They then started peeling the banana costume apart while he screamed in agony. I love my college. MLIA.

or,

Today, in science we were using plasticine as part of an experiment and I heard someone singing 'Party in the USA'. Annoyed, I turned around to tell them to shut up, then I saw that they had made Miley Cyrus out of plasticine and were slowly squishing her into the table while she was singing. I let them continue. MLIA

i love MyLifeIsAverage.

http://mylifeisaverage.com/, for you idiots who thought that was funny enough for you to follow this link :D

sook yin, this is all YOUR FAULT. i am at page 19 thirty four (: now and i don't plan on stopping until i don't know when. i just cannot stop laughing.

toodles (: